Mae Santes Dwynwen wedi bod yn cael cyngor am ymddygiad yr hen Esgob, a roddodd ei blwyf i’r enwog Bryn Teribl, er ei fod wedi ei addo iddi hi.
At bwy mae hi’n troi am gyngor?
Yr enwog Julian Cope, dyna bwy.
Am lawenydd!
Ydy’r enwog Julian Cope wedi dod yn ôl i’r plwyf?
Nac ydy, yn anffodus. Mae Santes Dwynwen yn darllen copi o’i lyfr, Yr Hynafiaethwr Modern a gwrando ar y gân Fyd, Cau dy Geg.
Ydy’r llyfr a’r gân yn helpu?
Mewn ffordd. Mae Santes Dwynwen wedi rhoi’r gorau i Gristnogaeth, penderfynu adeiladu cromlech a sefydlu Urdd Derwyddon.
Mawredd yr adar.

Saesneg / English
Advice
Saint Dwynwen has been seeking advice about the behavior of the old Bishop, who gave his parish to the famous Bryn Teribl, even though he had promised it to her.
Who is she turning to for advice?
The famous Julian Cope, that’s who.
What joy!
Has the famous Julian Cope come back to the parish?
No, unfortunately. Santes Dwynwen has been reading a copy of his book, The Modern Antiquarian, and listening to the song World Shut Your Mouth.
Are the book and the song helping?
In a way. Saint Dwynwen has given up Christianity, decided to build a cromlech and establish a Druid Order.
Crikey.