Yn y Crymych Arall y tu hwnt i’r gorwel, mae’r grŵp y Pandas Pinc yn paratoi ar gyfer y Nadolig.
Maen nhw wedi ysgrifennu cân Nadolig.
Mae’n swnio fel The Grateful Dead a Shakin’ Stevens yn cael damwain yng nghwmni George Michael a Mariah Carey.
O diar.
Beth yw teitl y gan?
“Nadolig Rhithbair”.
O diar.
Mae’r gân yn parablu ymlaen ac ymlaen am fadarch hudol ac asid, a chynnwys unawd gitâr sy’n teimlo ei bod hi’n parhau am oriau.
Mae Daf y gath dan gyfaredd y gân yn gyfan gwbl, achos ei bod hi off ei phen.
Saesneg / English
Preparing
In the Other Crymych beyond the horizon, the group The Pink Pandas are preparing for Christmas.
They have written a Christmas song.
It sounds like The Grateful Dead and Shakin’ Stevens having an accident in the company of George Michael and Mariah Carey.
Oh dear.
What is the title of the song?
“Hallucinogenic Christmas”.
Oh dear.
The song rambles on and on about magic mushrooms and acid, and includes a guitar solo that feels like it goes on for hours.
Dave the cat is completely enthralled by the song, because she is off her head.