503: Mam Dewi Sant

Mae mam Dewi Sant wedi troi lan yn yr ardd. Non yw ei henw hi. Santes Non.

“Mae gormod o seintiau fan hyn”

– Mae gormod o seintiau a phobl hanesyddol fan hyn y dyddie ‘ma, meddai Daf y gath, ond dyw Santes Non ddim yn gwrando.

Mae hi’n edrych ar gyflwr y tu mewn i sied Dewi Sant a gwylltio wrth weld pâr o nicers Santes Dwynwen. Dyw hi ddim eisiau dychmygu ei Annwyl Dewi Bach yn bod yn gariadus.

– DEWI!

Mae Santes Non yn gwneud i Dewi Sant dacluso ei sied. Mae Dewi yn pwdu fel glaslanc.

Saesneg / English

Saint David’s mum

Saint David’s mother has turned up in the garden. Her name is Non. Saint Non.

– There are too many saints and historical people here these days, says Dave he cat, but Saint Non isn’t listening.

She is looking at the condition of the inside of Saint David’s shed and gets angry when she sees a pair of Saint Dwynwen’s knickers. She doesn’t want to imagine her dear little Dewi being loved up.

– DAVID!

Saint Non makes Saint David tidy up his shed. Saint David sulks like a teenager.

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