Mae’r Esgob wedi cyhoeddi ei fod e’n mynd i ymddeol!
Am lawenydd!
Bydd Dewi Sant mor falch o gael gwared arno fe. Dim ond trafferth mae’r Esgob wedi bod.
Ond dyn ni gyd yn gwybod beth sy’n digwydd pan mae esgobion yn ymddeol.
Mae Esgob arall yn barod i gamu i’r llwyfan.
O diar.
Fydd yr Esgob newydd yn waeth?
Siŵr o fod.
Pwy sy’n cael y swydd, felly?
O na.
Dyma Bryn Teribl mewn gwisg ffansi, a’i archddiacon newydd, Daf y gath, sydd yn cysgu mewn blwch cardbord.
Oes rhywun yn deall hierarchaeth yr eglwys?
Nac oes.

Saesneg / English
Retirement
The Bishop has announced that he is going to retire!
What joy!
Dewi Sant will be so glad to get rid of him. The Bishop has been nothing but trouble.
But we all know what happens when bishops retire.
There’s another Bishop waiting in the wings.
Oh dear.
Will the new Bishop be worse?
Probably.
Who gets the job, then?
Oh no.
It’s Bryn Teribl in fancy dress, with his new archdeacon, Dave the cat, who is asleep in a cardboard box.
Does anyone understand the church hierarchy?
No.