Beth mae Owain Glyndŵr yn ei wneud yn ei bwll padlo nawr?
Mae e’n ymarfer myfyrdod trosgynnol.
Mawredd yr adar.
Oes rhywun arall erioed wedi ymarfer myfyrdod trosgynnol mewn pwll padlo?
Siŵr o fod. Yr enwog George Harrison, efallai.
Ydy Daf y gath yn ymarfer myfyrdod trosgynnol?
Nac ydy. Mae hi’n cysgu o dan y piano.

Saesneg / English
Transcendental Meditation
What is Owain Glyndŵr doing in his paddling pool now?
He is practising transcendental meditation.
Bloody hell.
Has anyone else ever practised transcendental meditation in a paddling pool?
Probably. The famous George Harrison, perhaps.
Is Dave the cat practising transcendental meditation?
No. She is sleeping under the piano.