Mae Dewi Sant wedi penderfynu osgoi’r Protestaniaid drwy roi go ar fynydda.
Ydy Dewi Sant wedi trio mynydda o’r blaen?
Nac ydy.
Ydy e’n ffit?
Nac ydy. Mae e’n yfed gormod o frandi ac ysmygu deugain sigarét bob dydd.
Mawredd yr adar. Rhaid bod osgoi’r Protestaniaid yn bwysig iawn iddo.
Bydd Daf y gath yn Gath Achub Mynydd i Dewi.
Duw a’u helpo.
Saesneg / English
Mountaineering
Saint David has decided to avoid the Protestants by having a go at mountaineering.
Has Saint David tried mountaineering before?
No.
Is he fit?
No. He drinks too much brandy and smokes forty cigarettes every day.
Bloody hell. Avoiding the Protestants must be very important to him.
Dave the cat will be Saint David’s Mountain Rescue Cat.
God help them.