November 23, 2024

Pam mae Barbra Streisand ar y llwyfan?

Achos ei bod hi eisiau cwffio gyda Robat Smith.

O diar.

Mae risg mawr fydd ‘na ddim cyngerdd heno.

Ond mae gan Daf y gath gynllun. Mae hi’n chwarae plaengan dros system PA y clwb.

Fel sugnwr gwaed yn yr heulwen, mae Barbra Streisand yn ymddatod yn y fan a’r lle.

Mae Robat Smith yn ddiogel! Hwrê!

Saesneg / Englisb

Disintegration

Why is Barbra Streisand on stage?

Because she wants to have a fight with Robert Smith.

Oh dear.

There is a big risk that there will be no concert tonight.

But Dave the cat has a plan. She plays plainsong over the club’s PA system.

Like a vampire in the sunlight, Barbra Streisand disintegrates on the spot.

Robert Smith is safe! Hooray!

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