November 21, 2024

Mae Dewi Sant wedi synnu pawb.

Mae e’n dweud ei fod e’n mynd i ymddeol fel aelod seneddol, gan ei fod e’n rhy hen i ddeall popeth y dyddiau hyn.

Mewn gwirionedd, mae e eisiau treulio mwy o amser yn yfed ac ysmygu.

Ond mae Jeff y gath yn pasio deddfwriaeth frys ar ei gyfer yn unig.

O na.

Bydd rhaid i Dewi Sant helpu Daf y gath i gael gwared â’r holl asbestos yn Nhŷ’r Cyffredin.

O diar.

“Mewn gwirionedd, mae e eisiau treulio mwy o amser yn yfed ac ysmygu.”

Saesneg / English

Retirement

Saint David has surprised everyone.

He says that he is going to retire as a member of parliament, as he is too old to understand everything these days.

In fact, he wants to spend more time drinking and smoking.

But Jeff the cat passes emergency legislation just for him.

Oh no.

Saint David will have to help Dave the cat to get rid of all the asbestos in the House of Commons.

Oh dear.

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