Mae’r band jazz-funk sanctaidd wedi ymwahanu oherwydd gwahaniaethau artistig.
Mae Daf y gath a’i pheiriant drymiau am fynd i gyfeiriad techno. Wrth gwrs.
– Bmm, tssh, meddai’r peiriant drymiau.
Mae’r enwog Bryn Terfel am ddawnsio o gwmpas yn ei y-fronts i gyfeiliant thema Sam Tân. Mae’n rhyfedd nad yw e wedi cael ei arestio erbyn hyn.
Mae Jeff y gath wedi dal ysgyfarnog. Does dim ots gyda hi am y band bellach.
Ond mae Dewi Sant am gadw’r jazz-funk i fynd.
Unawd fydd y sioe nesa, mae’n debyg.
Saesneg / English
Splitting up
The holy jazz-funk band has split up due to artistic differences.
Dave the cat and her drum machine want to go in a techno direction. Of course.
– Bmm, tssh, says the drum machine.
The famous Bryn Terfel wants to dance around in his y-fronts to the accompaniment of the theme from Fireman Sam. It is a wonder that he has not been arrested yet.
Jeff the cat has caught a hare. She doesn’t care about the band anymore.
But Saint David wants to keep the jazz-funk going.
The next show will probably be a solo.
