Mae Santes Dwynwen wedi bod ar ddihun trwy’r nos, yn glanhau’r gegin.
Pam mae Santes Dwynwen yn glanhau’r gegin mor wyllt?
Achos bod Daf y gath wedi bod yn chwydu eto.
O diar.
Cath chwydlyd yw Daf.
Mae’r chwydu yn gwaethygu pryd bynnag mae hi’n bwyta losin.
Ac mae llawer o losin gyda’r mam-guod sy’ wedi ymgasglu yng ngwesty Dewi Sant. Ac maen nhw i gyd wedi bod yn rhoi losin i Daf, gan ei bod hi’n gath dda.
O diar.
Beth yw’r sŵn od ‘na sy’n dod o gornel dywyll?
Na Daf, na! Dim eto!
Saesneg / English
Cleaning
Saint Dwynwen has been up all night, cleaning the kitchen.
Why is Saint Dwynwen cleaning the kitchen so frantically?
Because Dave the cat has been puking again.
Oh dear.
Dave is a pukey cat.
The puking gets worse whenever she eats sweets.
And the grandmas who have gathered at Saint David’s hotel have got a lot of sweets. And they have all been giving sweets to Dave, as she is a good cat.
Oh dear.
What is that strange noise coming from a dark corner?
No Dave, no! Not again!