Mae Daf y gath yn ymgyrchu fel ymgeisydd yn yr etholiad cyffredinol. Mae hi eisiau pŵer.
Mae hi wedi cyhoeddi na fyddai cyllideb gynnar pe tasai hi’n cael ei hethol.
Mewn gwirionedd, fyddai ddim cyllideb byth eto.
Pam hynny?
Achos ei bod hi’n bwriadu cael gwared ag arian yn gyfan gwbl.
Am syndod.
Bydd rhaid i bawb ddefnyddio Dreamies yn lle arian.
Dyw Daf ddim wedi ystyried ei pholisi’n fanwl.
Saesneg / English
Budget
Dave the cat is campaigning as a candidate in the general election. She wants power.
She has announced that there would be no early budget if she were to be elected.
In fact, there would never be a budget again.
How come?
Because she intends to get rid of money altogether.
What a surprise.
Everyone will have to use Dreamies instead of money.
Dave has not thought her policy through.
