September 29, 2024

Mae’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr wedi bod yn ymgyrchu yn erbyn Daf y gath, sydd am ennill yr etholiad cyffredinol.

Mae Daf wedi bod yn dweud celwyddau brwnt am Owain Glyndŵr.

Dwedodd hi wrth y wasg bod Owain Glyndŵr yn gaeth i gyffuriau. Wel, dyna’r Diafol yn gweld bai ar bechod.

Dwedodd hi wrth y wasg bod Owain Glyndŵr yn llofruddio babanod.

Dwedodd hi wrth y wasg bod Owain Glyndŵr yn figan, hyd yn oed.

Po fwyaf mae’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr yn gwadu celwyddau Daf y gath, y mwyaf maen nhw’n glynu wrtho fe.

O diar.

Felly mae Owain Glyndŵr yn tynnu’n ôl fel ymgeisydd. Mae’n well gydag e chwarae â’i geir bach.

“Mae Daf wedi bod yn dweud celwyddau brwnt am Owain Glyndŵr.”

Saesneg / English

Withdrawing

The famous Owain Glyndŵr has been campaigning against Dave the cat, who wants to win the general election.

Dave has been telling dirty lies about Owain Glyndŵr.

She told the press that Owain Glyndŵr was a drug addict. Well, that’s the pot calling the kettle black (lit. Devil finding fault with sin).

She told the press that Owain Glyndŵr murdered babies.

She even told the press that Owain Glyndŵr was a vegan.

The more the famous Owain Glyndŵr denies the Dave the cat’s lies, the more they stick to him.

Oh dear.

Therefore, Owain Glyndŵr withdraws as a candidate. He prefers playing with his toy cars.

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