997: Cabinet

Mae Jeff y gath yn cwrdd â’i chabinet am y tro cyntaf.

Pwy sydd yn y cabinet?

Cabinet o’r holl dalentau yw cabinet Jeff y gath.

Yn anffodus, does dim llawer o dalent ar gael.

Beth sy wedi bod yn digwydd yn swyddfa’r cabinet?

Mae Owain Glyndŵr, yr Ysgrifennydd Gwladol dros Redeg yn Gyflym, wedi bod yn gwneud lapiau o anrhydedd. Mae e eisoes wedi taro sawl cadair a chael damwain â siart troi.

Mae Dewi Sant, yr Ysgrifennydd Gwladol dros Yfed ac Ysmygu, eisoes wedi gwneud i’r larwm mwg swnio trwy ysmygu sigâr enfawr.

Mae Santes Dwynwen, yr Ysgrifennydd Gwladol dros Gwstard, wedi gwenwyno sawl aelod o staff â’i chwstard ffiaidd.

O diar.

– Pwy sy’n mynd i ddatrys yr argyfwng tai? gofyn Jeff i’w thîm.

Mae Mrs. Llinos Trowsus, yr Ysgrifennydd Gwladol dros Bopeth Arall Na All y Lleill ei Wneud, yn codi ei llaw. Mae hi’n mynd i fod yn brysur.

Oes swydd i Daf y gath yng nghabinet Jeff y gath?

Nac oes.

“Mae Owain Glyndŵr, yr Ysgrifennydd Gwladol dros Redeg yn Gyflym, wedi bod yn gwneud lapiau o anrhydedd.”

Saesneg / English

Cabinet

Jeff the cat meets her cabinet for the first time.

Who is in the cabinet?

Jeff the cat’s cabinet is a cabinet of all the talents.

Unfortunately, there is not much talent available.

What has been happening in the cabinet office?

Owain Glyndŵr, the Secretary of State for Running Quickly, has been doing laps of honour. He has already hit several chairs and had an accident with a flip chart.

Saint David, the Secretary of State for Drinking and Smoking, has already set off the smoke alarm by smoking a huge cigar.

Saint Dwynwen, the Secretary of State for Custard, has poisoned several members of staff with her disgusting custard.

Oh dear.

– Who is going to solve the housing crisis? Jeff asks her team.

Mrs. Llinos Trowsus, the Secretary of State for Everything Else The Others Can’t Do, raises her hand. She is going to be busy.

Is there a job for Dave the cat in Jeff the cat’s cabinet?

There is not.

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