Mae dyn tân wedi dod i aros yng ngwesty Dewi Sant.
Mae Dewi Sant yn ceisio ei gofrestru, ond mae e’n rhedeg o gwmpas y gwesty, yn gwirio bod digon o ddiangfeydd tân.
Does ‘na ddim.
Yna, heb rybudd, mae’r dyn tân yn rhoi’r dderbynfa ar dân. Mae Dewi Sant yn edrych arno fe’n synn.
– Rhaid i ni gynnal dril tân, meddai’r dyn tân.
– So ti fod i acsiwli rhoid y gwesty ar dân, tho, meddai Dewi Sant.
– Y prawf gorau yw’r prawf mwya realistig, meddai’r dyn tân.
Diolch byth, mae’r cathod eisoes tu allan yn yr ardd. Maen nhw’n chwarae gyda’r enwog Bryn Teribl, sy’n esgus bod yn Wmpa-Lwmpa.
Saesneg / English
Fireman
A fireman has come to stay at Saint David’s hotel.
Saint David tries to register him, but he runs around the hotel, checking that there are enough fire escapes.
There are not.
Then, without warning, the fireman sets the reception on fire. Saint David looks at him aghast.
– We must hold a fire drill, said the fireman.
– You’re not actually meant to set the hotel on fire, though, says Saint David.
– The best test is the most realistic test, says the fireman.
Thankfully, the cats are already outside in the garden. They are playing with the famous Bryn Teribl, who is pretending to be an Oompa-Loompa.