Mae’r enwog Bryn Terfel yn eistedd mewn cornel. Hyd ers i Eifion Sant benderfynu ffurfio band jazz-funk sanctaidd, mae’r canwr anhrefnus wedi bod yn ceisio dysgu canu’r gitâr fas.
Nid yw e’n enwedig o lwyddiannus. Yn anffodus, mae e wedi camddeall. Mae e wedi bod yn curo’r gitâr gyda charreg.
Mae Daf y gath wedi rhaglenni ei pheiriant drymiau i chwarae patrwm ardderchog. Ond mae Jeff y gath yn gwrthod canu’r bongos yn gyfan gwbl, a dim ond pentwr o fflawiau yw gitâr fas Bryn Terfel erbyn hyn.
Amser solo, meddylia Daf.
– Bmm tsssh, meddai’r peiriant drymiau.
Saesneg / English
Bass guitar
The famous Bryn Terfel is sitting in a corner. Ever since Saint Eifion decided to form a holy jazz-funk band, the chaotic singer has been trying to learn to play the bass guitar.
He is not particularly successful. Unfortunately, he has misunderstood. He has been hitting the guitar with a rock.
Dave the cat has programmed her drum machine to play an excellent pattern. But Jeff the cat refuses to play the bongos altogether, and Bryn Terfel’s bass guitar is by now just a pile of splinters.
Solo time, thinks Dave.
– Bmm tsssh, says the drum machine.