Mae Owain Glyndŵr yn ymarfer ar gyfer coroni’r Brenin Mawrglustiau.
Mae Dewi Sant wedi ei addysgu e sut i ddefnyddio’r toiled a gwneud iddo fe addo na wneith e fwyta gormod o losin a chwydu yn yr eglwys.
Mae tri cham syml i Owain Glyndŵr gofio.
1. Mynd i’r eglwys gadeiriol yn Llundain.
2. Rhyddhau Cymru o goron Lloegr.
3. Gwneud lap o anrhydedd o gwmpas yr egwlys gadeiriol.
Ond mae Owain Glyndŵr yn ynfytyn. Bob tro mae Dewi Sant yn dweud yr ymadrodd “lap o anrhydedd”, bant â fe i redeg o gwmpas yr ardd ar gyflymder o gan milltir yr awr gyda cholandr ar ei ben.
Mae Dewi Sant yn ochneidio. Eto.
Saesneg / English
Rehearsals
Owain Glyndŵr is rehearsing for the coronation of King Bigears.
Saint David has toilet-trained him and made him promise not to eat too many sweets and be sick in church.
There are three simple steps for Owain Glyndŵr to remember.
- Go to the cathedral in London.
- Release Wales from the crown of England.
- Do a lap of honor around the cathedral.
But Owain Glyndŵr is a moron. Every time Saint David says the phrase “lap of honour”, he sets off running around the garden at a speed of a hundred miles an hour with a colander on his head.
Saint David sighs. Again.
