Mae Dewi Sant yn trio osgoi popeth.
Mae e’n osgoi beth sydd ar y teledu wrth ei daflu e i mewn i lyn.
Mae e’n osgoi beth sydd ar y radio wrth ei daflu e i mewn i sgip.
Mae e’n osgoi beth sydd ar gyfryngau cymdeithasol wrth beidio defnyddio’i ffôn symudol.
Yna daw’r Esgob.
– Dewi, mae rhaid i ti gynnal oedfa sbesial heno, meddai’r Esgob.
Damia, meddylia Dewi. O’n i’n gobeithio cael noson dawel gartref gyda Santes Dwynwen.
Saesneg / English
Avoiding
Saint David is trying to avoid everything.
He avoids what’s on the television by throwing it in a lake.
He avoids what’s on the radio by throwing it in a skip.
He avoids what is on social media by not using his mobile phone.
Then the Bishop comes.
– Dewi, you have to hold a special service tonight, said the Bishop.
Damn, thinks Dewi. I was hoping to have a quiet night in with Saint Dwynwen.
