Mae’r Archesgob wedi mynd i’r Crymych Arall y tu hwnt i’r gorwel oherwydd Dreamies seicedelig Daf y gath.
Arhoswch am eiliad.
Fe gafodd y Crymych go iawn ei ddinistrio gan octopws. Dyna le mae eglwys newydd yr Esgob.
Felly, ydy’r Crymych Arall y tu hwnt i’r gorwel yn dal i fodoli?
Nac ydy.
Am drychineb.
Mae taith seicedelig yr Archesgob yn un drist, felly. Does dim byd cyffrous i’w weld. Dim Pandas Pinc. Dim tiwtoriaid Cymraeg off eu pennau ar gyffuriau amrywiol. Dim ond twmpath bach gwelltog a gwacter.
Saesneg / English
Mound
The Archbishop has gone to the Other Crymych beyond the horizon because of Dave the cat’s psychedelic Dreamies.
Wait a moment.
The real Crymych was destroyed by an octopus. That is where the Bishop’s new church is.
So, does the Other Crymych beyond the horizon still exist?
No.
What a disaster.
The Archbishop’s psychedelic trip is a sad one, then. There is nothing exciting to see. No Pink Pandas. No Welsh tutors off their heads on various drugs. Just a small grassy mound and emptiness.