Mae pwysau gwaed Dewi Sant yn uchel iawn.
Pam hynny?
Oherwydd bod yr Archesgob wedi bod yn gweiddi arno fe.
On’d yw’r Archesgob yn y Crymych Arall y tu hwnt i’r gorwel?
Ydy. Am y tro.
Ond mae Dewi Sant wedi cymryd madarch hudol a roddwyd iddo gan Daf y gath, ac mae e wedi cael taith wael, lle mae’r Archesgob ymhob cornel yr eglwys.
Mawredd yr adar.
Saesneg / English
Blood pressure
Saint David’s blood pressure is very high.
Why is that?
Because the Archbishop has been shouting at him.
Isn’t the Archbishop in the Other Crymych beyond the horizon?
Yes. For the moment.
But Saint David has taken magic mushrooms given to him by Dave the cat, and he has had a bad trip, where the Archbishop is in every corner of the church.
Bloody hell.