Mae’r enwog Bryn Teribl ac Owain Glyndŵr wedi bod yn cadw’r Archesgob fel anifail anwes mewn cawell yn y crypt.
Yn anffodus, arllwysodd Bryn fwced o ddŵr swyn dros yr Archesgob, ac o ganlyniad, mae’r Archesgob wedi mynd ar y llwybr cyflym tuag at seintiolaeth.
Ond mae e’n dal i fod yn grac.
Mae e’n dal i fod yn hynod o grac.
Arhoswch am eiliad. Beth mae Daf y gath yn wneud?
Mae hi’n rhoi Dreamies seicedelig i’r Archesgob i’w dawelu.
Wrth i’r cyffuriau ddechrau effeithio arno fe, mae’r Archesgob yn dechrau gwenu.
Am wyrth!

Saesneg / English
Miracle
The famous Bryn Teribl and Owain Glyndŵr have been keeping the Archbishop as a pet in a cage in the crypt.
Unfortunately, Bryn poured a bucket of holy water over the Archbishop, and as a result, the Archbishop has been fast-track towards sainthood.
But he is still angry.
He is still extremely angry.
Wait a moment. What is Dave the cat doing?
She is giving the Archbishop psychedelic Dreamies to calm him down.
As the drugs begin to take effect, the Archbishop begins to smile.
What a miracle!