Mae’r aur i gyd wedi diflannu o eglwys newydd yr Esgob.
O diar.
Arhoswch am eiliad.
Ble mae’r Archesgob?
Mae’r Archesgob mewn cawell yn y crypt.
Beth?
Yn anffodus, dyw’r Archesgob ddim yn ddyn gonest. Dygodd e’r aur a’i werthu ar y farchnad ddu. Ond yn lle galw’r heddlu, mae’r enwog Bryn Teribl ac Owain Glyndŵr wedi ei ddal a rhoi mewn cawell. Maen nhw’n bwriadu ei gadw fel anifail anwes.
Mawredd.

Saesneg / English
Gold
All the gold has disappeared from the Bishop’s new church.
Oh dear.
Wait a moment.
Where is the Archbishop?
The Archbishop is in a cage in the crypt.
What?
Unfortunately, the Archbishop is not an honest man. He stole the gold and sold it on the black market. But instead of calling the police, the famous Bryn Teribl and Owain Glyndŵr have caught him and put him in a cage. They intend to keep him as a pet.
Crikey.