Mae angen dirprwy Brif Weinidog ar Jeff y gath.
Pwy fyddai’n addas?
Mrs. Llinos Trowsus, dyna pwy!
Mae ganddi hi egwyddorion, mae hi’n gallach na neb arall, ac mae hi’n gwisgo siwtiau smart. Felly bydd hi’n gwneud argraff dda ar bawb a chythruddo gwasg yr adain dde. Dyna ddelfrydol.
Tasg gyntaf y dirprwy Brif Weinidog bydd tawelu’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr fel bod pawb arall yn gallu canolbwyntio.
Yn anffodus, yn y gorffennol, mae Mrs. Llinos Trowsus wedi cyfeirio at Daf y gath fel “sgým gwarthus”. Fydd ‘na ddim croeso’n ôl i Daf tra bydd Mrs. Llinos Trowsus yn aelod o’r cabinet.
Saesneg / English
Deputy
Jeff the cat needs a deputy Prime Minister.
Who would be suitable?
Mrs. Llinos Trowsus, that’s who!
She has principles, she’s more sensible than anyone else, and she wears smart suits. So she will make a good impression on everyone and irritate the right wing press. That’s ideal.
The deputy Prime Minister’s first task will be to calm down the famous Owain Glyndŵr so that everyone else can concentrate.
Unfortunately, in the past, Mrs. Llinos Trowsus has referred to Dave the cat as “disgraceful scum”. Dave will not be welcomed back while Mrs. Llinos Trowsus is a member of the cabinet.
