December 24, 2024

Mae Dewi Sant wedi bod yn gweddïo. Mae e wedi cael llond bol o fod yn y Trydydd Crymych y tu ôl i’r mynydd, lle mae popeth yn dywyll ac yn diflas.

“Ein Tad, yr hwn wyt yn Sir Benfro,

Helpa ni, er mwyn popeth.

Cofion cynnes, Dewi. Amen.”

Mae Duw heb ymateb eto.

Mae’r Mistar Urdd Arall yn gwylio Dewi. Mae gydag e linell boeth i’r pwerau sydd ohoni. Felly, mae e eisoes wedi gwneud yn siŵr na fydd Dewi yn derbyn ateb.

O diar.

(Gyda llaw, pwy sydd y tu ôl i fwgwd y Mistar Urdd Arall? Yr enwog Julian Cope yw e. Ond, shhhh… peidiwch â dweud wrth neb.)

“Mae Dewi Sant wedi bod yn gweddïo.”

Saesneg / English

Saint David’s Prayer

Saint David has been praying. He is fed up with being in the Third Crymych behind the mountain, where everything is dark and miserable.

“Our Father, who art in Pembrokeshire,

Help us, for goodness’ sake.

Warm regards, Dewi. Amen.”

God has not responded yet.

The Other Mistar Urdd is watching Saint David. He has a hotline to the powers that be. Therefore, he has already made sure that Saint David will not receive an answer.

Oh dear.

(By the way, who is behind the mask of the Other Mr. Urdd? It is the famous Julian Cope. But, shhhh… don’t tell anyone.)

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