Mae Dewi Sant wedi taflu ei bysgod a sglodion yn y bin gan nad oes pys potsh.
Am wastraff!
Ond mae’r bin yn ddiolchgar iawn.
– Ga i kebab hefyd? gofyn y bin.
– Ble mae dy dreiglad meddal di? Dylet ti fod wedi gofyn am gebab, meddai Daf y gath.
– Mae kebab yn dechrau gyda K, felly sdim treiglad. Ac eniwê, gair benthyg yw e. Y dwpsen.
Does neb yn hoffi bin gramadegol.
Saesneg / English
The Bin
Saint David has thrown his fish and chips in the bin as there are no mushy peas.
What a waste!
But the bin is very grateful.
– Can I have a kebab too? asks the bin.
– Where is your soft mutation? You should have asked for a gebab, says Dave the cat.
– Kebab starts with K, so there’s no mutation. And anyway, it’s a loan word. You idiot.
Nobody likes a grammatical bin.
