Mae dau Brifdaten yn yr ardd erbyn hyn. Does neb wrth y llyw, mewn gwirionedd. Does dim cytuno ar beth maen nhw’n mynd i’w wneud.
Bydd lot o wario, ond bydd llymder.
Bydd gostwng trethi, ond bydd cynnydd trethi hefyd.
Bydd jam yfory, ond bydd caws caled yn y cyfamser.
– Dw i’n casáu’r tatws, meddai Daf y gath. – Poen yn din ydyn nhw.
– Yn llythrennol, weithiau, meddai Dewi Sant, er mawr syndod i bawb.
Saesneg / English
Austerity
There are now two Prime Potatoes in the garden. No one is in charge, really. There is no agreement on what they are going to do.
There will be a lot of spending, but there will be austerity.
There will be a reduction in taxes, but there will also be an increase in taxes.
There will be jam tomorrow, but there will be hard cheese in the meantime.
– I hate the potatoes, says Dave the cat. – They are a pain in the arse.
– Literally, sometimes, says Saint David, to everyone’s great surprise.
