Panasen Kafka

Roedd Franz Kafka wedi bod yn tyfu llysiau mewn cornel o’r ardd, ac roedd e’n falch iawn o’r canlyniadau. Roedd bron popeth wedi troi’n frown, heblaw am banasen enfawr a gwrden rownd ymhlith y pydredd cyffredinol o blanhigion wedi marw. Golygfa prydferth yr oedd e, ar ei ôl.

– Beth yw hwnna, meddai Daf, yn amneidio ar y panasen.
– Panasen yw e, meddai Kafka.
– Panasen dw i, meddai’r panasen.
– O na, dim cymeriad arall, cwynodd Daf. – Alli di neud unrhywbeth ddoniol?
– Plymwr da iawn dw i, atebodd y panasen. – Dw i’n da iawn am glirio peips.
– Beth am hwnna, gofynnodd Daf, yn amneidio ar y gwrden.
– Keith dw i, meddai’r gwrden.
– A beth wyt ti’n dda amdani?
– Dw i’n dew ac yn rownd, a nid allaf symud.

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Franz Kafka had been growing vegetables in a corner of the garden, and he was very pleased with the results. Almost everything had turned brown, apart from an enormous parsnip and a round gourd amid the general rot of dead plants. It was a beautiful sight, according to him.

– What’s that? asked Dave the cat, pointing at the parsnip.
– It’s a parsnip, said Kafka.
– I’m a parsnip, said the parsnip.
– O no, not another character, complained Dave. – Can you do anything funny?
– I’m a very good plumber, answered the parsnip. – I’m very good at clearing pipes.
– What about that? asked Dave, pointing at the gourd.
– I’m Keith, said the gourd.
– And what are you good at?
– I’m fat and round and cannot move.

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