Mae drewdod ym muarth y ganolfan grefft.
Mae pawb yn synnu gan nad ydy Santes Dwynwen wedi bod yn arllwys ei chwstard ffiaidd i’r treiniau’n ddiweddar.
Beth sy’n gyfrifol, felly?
Ydy Daf y gath wedi rhyddhau pelen ffwr enfawr?
Nac ydy.
Ydy Jeff y gath wedi rhyddhau pelen ffwr enfawr?
Nac ydy.
O diar, ar yr enwog Owain Glyndŵr mae’r bai. Mae e wedi bod yn bwyta winwns amrwd eto.
On’d ydy bwyta winwns amrwd yn dda i’ch iechyd?
Ydy. Ond mae canlyniadau.
Saesneg / English
Stench
There is a stench in the courtyard of the craft centre.
Everyone is surprised as Santes Dwynwen has not been pouring her disgusting custard into the drains recently.
What is responsible, then?
Has Dave the cat released a huge furball?
No.
Has Jeff the cat released a huge furball?
No.
Oh dear, the famous Owain Glyndŵr is to blame. He has been eating raw onions again.
Isn’t eating raw onions good for your health?
Yes. But there are consequences.