Mae’r enwog Bryn Teribl ac Owain Glyndŵr yn cadw’r Archesgob fel anifail anwes mewn cawell yn y crypt.
‘Dyn nhw ddim yn sicr beth mae e’n fwyta, ac mae’r Archesgob yn rhy grac i allu siarad.
Fydd yr Archesgob yn bwyta cwstard ffiaidd Santes Dwynwen?
Na fydd.
Fydd yr Archesgob yn bwyta letysen fel cwningen fach?
Na fydd.
Arhoswch am eiliad.
Pam mae bwyd Daf y gath ar goll?
Mae’r enwog Bryn Teribl wedi rhoi bwyd Daf i’r Archesgob ac mae e’n bwyta bant.
Mawredd.
Saesneg / English
Feeding
The famous Bryn Teribl and Owain Glyndŵr are keeping the Archbishop as a pet in a cage in the crypt.
‘They are not sure what he eats, and the Archbishop is too angry to be able to speak.
Will the Archbishop eat Santes Dwynwen’s disgusting custard?
He won’t.
Will the Archbishop eat lettuce like a little rabbit?
He won’t.
Wait a moment.
Why is Dave the cat’s food missing?
The famous Bryn Teribl has given Dave’s food to the Archbishop and he is tucking in.
Crikey.