Mae’r cerddor metel sydd yn aros yng ngwesty Dewi Sant am briodi Daf y gath.
Am annisgwyl.
Nid yw Daf yn awyddus.
Ond mae’r cerddor yn parhau i brynu blodau iddi, ynghyd â siocledi a phob math o bethau sy’ ddim o ddiddordeb iddi o gwbl.
– Y cerddor yw’r gwestai mwya trafferthus ni ‘riôd ‘di ca’l, meddai Dewi Sant.
– Cytuno, meddai Daf y gath, yn brwsio blwch arall o siocledi ymaith.
Mae gan yr enwog Julian Cope ddatrysiad i’r broblem. Mae e’n rhoi’r cerddor yn y ffwrnais chwyth yn yr ardd.
Saesneg / English
Wedding
The metal musician who is staying at the Saint David’s hotel wants to marry Dave the cat.
How unexpected.
Dave is not keen.
But the musician continues to buy her flowers, along with chocolates and all kinds of things that don’t interest her at all.
– The musician is the most troublesome guest we’ve ever had, says Saint David.
– Agreed, says Dave the cat, brushing aside another box of chocolates.
The famous Julian Cope has a solution to the problem. He puts the musician in the blast furnace in the garden.
