Rhywsut, mae Santes Dwynwen wedi trefnu preswylfa i’r band ar fwrdd llong fordaith.
Mae llawer o hen bobl ar fwrdd y llong. Maen nhw eisiau cael amser tawel ar eu gwyliau nhw, a gweld adloniant cyfarwydd yn yr ystafell ddawnsio.
Felly, ‘dyn nhw ddim cweit yn barod i glywed jazz-funk sanctaidd Dewi Sant a pheiriant drymiau Daf y gath, na weld yr enwog Bryn Terfel yn ei y-fronts.
Mae sawl hen fenyw yn llewygu wrth i’r enwog Bryn Terfel gamu ar y llwyfan. Mae e’n tynnu ei het ysblennydd ag osgo er mwyn datgelu Jeff y gath yn sglaffio colomen ar ei ben.
Am theatraidd.
Mae’r sŵn cyfogi yn cael ei glywed trwy’r ystafell bentigily.
Saesneg / English
Cruise ship
Somehow, Saint Dwynwen has arranged a residency for the band on board a cruise ship.
There are many old people on board. They want to have a quiet time on their holidays, and see familiar entertainment in the ballroom.
So, they’re not quite ready to hear Dewi Sant’s holy jazz-funk and Dave the cat’s drum machine, or see the famous Bryn Terfel in his y-fronts.
Several old women faint as the famous Bryn Terfel steps on stage. He takes off his splendid hat with a flourish to reveal Jeff the cat scoffing a pigeon on his head.
How theatrical.
The sound of vomiting is heard throughout the room from one end to the other.
