October 17, 2024

Mae peiriant cwstard Santes Dwynwen wedi ffrwydro. Ar Owain Glyndŵr yw’r bai.

Mae Santes Dwynwen yn teimlo’n isel iawn. Heb ei pheiriant cwstard, fydd ‘na ddim cwstard cariad. Heb ei chwstard, fydd ‘na ddim cariad yn yr ardd. Heb gariad, fydd na ddim gobaith. Heb sôn am ffydd.

Beth allai hi wneud i wella ei hwyliau?

Mae hi’n meddwl am funud am ymuno â Merched y Wawr, ond yn lle wneud hynny, mae hi’n cael darn o fara brith Mrs. Griffiths Pant y Dderwen, sydd yn llawn dop o gocên.

O na.

Cyn bo hir, mae Santes Dwynwen yn rhedeg o gwmpas yr ardd yn wyllt gydag Owain Glyndŵr.

Saesneg / English

Saint Dwynwen’s depression

St. Dwynwen’s custard machine has exploded. Owain Glyndŵr is to blame.

Santes Dwynwen is feeling very depressed. Without her custard machine, there will be no love custard. Without her custard, there will be no love in the garden. Without love, there will be no hope. Not to mention faith.

What could she do to improve her mood?

She thinks for a minute about joining Merched y Wawr, but instead of doing that, she gets a piece of Mrs. Griffiths Pant y Dderwen’s bara brith, which is full of cocaine.

Oh no.

Before long, Saint Dwynwen is running wildly around the garden with Owain Glyndŵr.

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