Mae Nefil, y cymydog newydd, ac Owain Glyndŵr ar eu ffordd i Gaer mewn coets.
Mae pawb arall ar y goets yn disgwyl gweld yr eglwys gadeiriol ac ymweld â’r siopau annibynnol.
Mae Nefil yn edrych ymlaen at roi cweir ar y Rhufeiniaid.
Ond ble mae’r Rhufeiniaid?
Mae grŵp o ddaear-wastadwyr yn dosbarthu taflenni yng nghanol y dref, ond does dim Rhufeiniaid.
Am siomedig.
Mae Nefil yn rhoi cweir ar y daear-wastadwyr â’i mashîn lladd nadroedd beth bynnag.
Arhoswch am eiliad.
Pwy yw hwn?
Mae Owain Glyndŵr wedi dod o hyd i ganwriad Rhufeinig. Mae e’n gweithio yn Timpsons.
Cweir amdani!
Saesneg / English
Romans
Neville, the new neighbour, and Owain Glyndŵr are on their way to Chester in a coach.
Everyone else on the coach is looking forward to seeing the cathedral and visiting the independent shops.
Neville is looking forward to duffing up the Romans.
But where are the Romans?
A group of flat earthers are distributing leaflets in the centre of town, but there are no Romans.
How disappointing.
Nevile duffs up the flat earthers with his walking stick anyway.
Wait a moment.
Who’s this?
Owain Glyndŵr has found a Roman centurion. He works at Timpsons.
Duffing up time!
Llun: Matthias Kabel, trwydded Creative Commons.