Mae’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr wedi sefydlu cwlt.
O diar.
Pa fath o gwlt yw e?
Cwlt sy’n addoli pyllau padlo.
“Cwlt sy’n addoli mewn pyllau padlo”, siŵr o fod?
Nage.
Mae Owain Glyndŵr yn annog i’w ddilynwyr addoli pyllau padlo lliwgar, chwyddadwy.

Saesneg / English
Cult
The famous Owain Glyndŵr has started a cult.
Oh dear.
What kind of cult is it?
A cult that worships paddling pools.
“A cult that worships in paddling pools”, surely?
No.
Owain Glyndŵr encourages his followers to worship colourful, inflatable paddling pools.