Mae Santes Dwynwen wedi dod o hyd i giwcymbr.
Yn anffodus mae Dewi Sant yn feddw eto, ac felly mae e’n gwneud jôc fudr. Mae e hefyd yn ceisio adrodd y jôc am y sebon a’r lleianod ond mae e’n difetha’r llinell glo drwy wneud camgymeriad.
Mae Santes Dwynwen yn rhoi’r ciwcymbr i Jeff y gath.
— Be dwi fod i neud gyda hwn? gofyn Jeff.
— Sai’mod, medd Santes Dwynwen. — Amddiffyn dy hunan yn erbyn dy whâr di?
— Syniad neis, medd Jeff. — Ond sdim bodiau gwrthosodadwy ‘da fi.
Saesneg / English
Cucumber
Saint Dwynwen has come across a cucumber.
Unfortunately Saint David is drunk again, and so he makes a dirty joke. He also tries to tell the joke about the soap and the nuns but he ruins the punchline by making a mistake.
Saint Dwynwen gives the cucumber to Jeff the cat.
— What am I supposed to do with this? asks Jeff.
— I dunno, says Saint Dwynwen. – Defend yourself against your sister?
— Nice idea, says Jeff. – But I don’t have opposable thumbs.