Mae grŵp o hereticiaid yn cael paned yng nghanolfan grefft Dewi Sant. Maen nhw’n hereticaidd iawn.
Maen nhw’n dweud bod yr Archesgob yn dew, a honni bod yr Iesu yn hoff iawn o wisgo het gron.
Mawredd.
Yn ffodus iddyn nhw, mae’r Archesgob yn dal i fod yn ei gawell. Mae’r enwog Bryn Teribl yn ei dendio â chan dŵr. Mae Daf y gath yn goglais ei draed â’i chynffon.
Ond er mawr syndod i bawb, mae Dewi Sant wedi ymuno â’r hereticiaid a dechrau dweud pethau mawr wrth ysmygu sigarennau.
Bydd yn ofalus, Dewi! Byddi di’n cael dy ganslo!
Saesneg / English
Fat
A group of heretics are having a cup of tea in St David’s craft centre. They are very heretical.
They say that the Archbishop is fat, and claim that Jesus really likes to wear a bowler hat.
Crikey.
Fortunately for them, the Archbishop is still in his cage. The famous Bryn Teribl is tending to him with a watering can. Dave the cat is tickling his feet with her tail.
But to everyone’s surprise, Saint David has joined the heretics and started saying outrageous things while smoking cigarettes.
Be careful, Dewi! You will be cancelled!