1205: Pryd o fwyd

[Rhybudd: lot o dafodiaith Sir Benfro y tro ‘ma!]

— Wel, meddai’r octopws oedd wedi bwyta Crymych wrth Daf y gath, — Wedd hwnna’n bryd neis.

— Sanot ti’n gallu mynd obiti’r lle’n bita pentrefi cifan, meddai Daf y gath.

— Fel arfer sen i ond yn bita’r orsaf tân, meddai’r octopws. — Ond wê golwg mor flasus ar Isgol y Preseli. Tisie desg? Ma nw’n speisi.

— Dim diolch, atebodd Daf. — Bydd rhaid ailadeiladu’r cwbwl lot nawr.

Oedodd Daf.

— Arhosa am eiliad. Fitest ti’r disgiblion ‘fyd?

— Do do. Nethon nw stryglo tamed bach.

— Mowredd.

— Wel, meddai’r octopus oedd wedi bwyta Crymych wrth Daf y gath, — Wedd hwnna’n bryd neis.

Saesneg / English

Meal

[Warning: lots of Pembrokeshire dialect this time!]

— Well, said the octopus that had eaten Crymych to Dave the cat, — That was a nice meal.

— You can’t go around the place eating entire villages, said Dave the cat.

— Usually I only eat the fire station, said the octopus. — But Ysgol y Preseli looked so delicious. Want a desk? They are spicy.

— No thanks, replied Dave. — The whole lot will now have to be rebuilt.

Dave paused.

— Wait a moment. Did you eat the pupils too?

— Yes yes. They struggled a bit.

— Crikey.

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