Beth mae Santes Dwynwen wedi bod yn gwneud tra bod Daf y gath a’i ffrindiau yn y gofod?
Ydy hi wedi cael babi?
Am gwestiwn twp! Nac ydy, dydy hi ddim wedi cael babi. Nid yw seintiau’n cael babanod. Maen nhw’n rhy sanctaidd.
Beth fyddai barn y wlad pe tasai Santes Dwynwen yn cael babi?
Fyddai hynny’n tramgwyddo pawb, gan gynnwys yr Esgob, y Prif Weinidog a Max Boyce.
Ond eto i gyd, pam mae babi mewn crud gerllaw?
A pham mae’r babi yn edrych yn gyfarwydd?
Ydy gwyrth wedi digwydd?
Nac ydy.
Arhoswch am eiliad, nid babi sydd yn y crud wedi’r cyfan. Dyna Franz Kafka, ac mae’r ffliw arno fe.
O diar.
Saesneg / English
Baby
What has Saint Dwynwen been doing while Dave the cat and her friends are in space?
Has she had a baby?
What a stupid question! No, she hasn’t had a baby. Saints don’t have babies. They are too holy.
What would public opinion be if Saint Dwynwen had a baby?
That would upset everyone, including the Bishop, the First Minister and Max Boyce.
But still, why is there a baby in a cradle nearby?
And why does the baby look familiar?
Has a miracle happened?
No.
Wait a second, it’s not a baby that’s in the cradle after all. That’s Franz Kafka, and he’s got the ‘flu.
Oh dear.
