Ar y blaned Mawrth, mae Jeff y gath wedi lleoli ei tharged.
Yn y pellter, mae hi’n clywed canu llais digamsyniol yr enwog Bryn Teribl.
Beth mae e’n canu?
— WNEWCH Y SHÊC ‘N’ FAC, A RHOID Y FFRESNI NÔL, WNEWCH Y SHÊC ‘N’ FAC, A RHOID Y FFRESNI NÔL…
Dyma fe, yn noethlymun heblaw am ei drôns.
Mae ganddo fe hwfer mewn un llaw, a thun o Shêc ‘n’ Fac yn y llall. Mae powdr gwyn ar ei gwefusau o dan ei drwyn, mae ei lygaid yn wyllt, ac mae e’n crynu.
O, Bryn, wyt ti wedi bod yn ffroeni’r Shêc ‘n’ Fac?
Saesneg / English
Shake ‘n’ vac
On Mars, Jeff the cat has located her target.
In the distance, she hears the unmistakeable singing of the famous Bryn Teribl.
What is he singing?
— DO THE SHAKE ‘N’ VAC, AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK, DO THE SHAKE ‘N’ VAC, AND PUT THE FRESHNESS BACK…
Here he is, stark naked apart from his underpants.
He has a hoover in one hand, and a tin of Shake ‘n’ Vac in the other. There is white powder on his lips under his nose, his eyes are wild, and he is shaking.
Oh, Bryn, have you been snorting the Shake ‘n’ Vac?
