Mae taith y Pandas Pinc wedi cyrraedd Rhydychen.
Pam mae enw Cymraeg ar Rydychen?
Pwy a ŵyr.
Oes llawer o ychen yn Rhydychen?
Nac oes.
Pam lai?
Achos iddyn nhw i gyd foddi yn y rhyd.
O diar.
Eniwê.
Oes llawer o ffans y Pandas Pinc yn Rhydychen?
Nac oes. Mae cwpl o fyfyrwyr wedi troi lan i’r gig, dyna i gyd.
Yn y cyfamser, mae Saunders Lewis wedi bod yn yfed, er i Daf y gath cuddio’r alcohol. Mae e’n treulio’r rhan fwyaf o’r gig yn cuddio y tu ôl i seinydd tra bod yr enwog Kate Roberts yn ceisio achub y gig â’i chrwth trydan.
Mae Daf y gath yn rhoi eu harian yn ôl i’r gynulleidfa.
Saesneg / English
Oxford
The Pink Pandas tour has arrived in Oxford.
Why does Oxford have a Welsh name?
Who knows.
Are there many oxen in Oxford?
No there aren’t.
Why not?
Because they all drowned in the ford.
Oh dear.
Anyway.
Are there many Pink Pandas fans in Oxford?
No there aren’t. A couple of students have turned up for the gig, that’s all.
Meanwhile, Saunders Lewis has been drinking, despite Dave the cat having hidden the alcohol. He spends most of the gig hiding behind a speaker while the famous Kate Roberts tries to save the gig with her electric crwth.
Dave the cat gives the audience their money back.
