Mae Daf y gath wedi cyhoeddi ei maniffesto ar gyfer yr etholiad cyffredinol.
Dyw e ddim o ddiddordeb i neb.
Man a man iddi fod wedi dosbarthu tudalennau gweigion. Byddai hynny wedi bod yn ddefnyddiol ar gyfer rhestrau siopa, o leiaf.
Beth sydd ym maniffesto Daf y gath?
Pwy a ŵyr. Rwtsh llwyr, siŵr o fod.
Does dim ots.
Does neb yn gwrando arni bellach.
Saesneg / English
Manifesto
Dave the cat has published her manifesto for the general election.
It is of no interest to anyone.
She might as well have distributed blank pages. That would have been useful for shopping lists, at least.
What is in Dave the cat’s manifesto?
Who knows. Complete rubbish, probably.
It doesn’t matter.
No-one is listening to her anymore.
