Mae Daf y gath wedi bod yn gwastraffu amser yr heddlu.
Galwodd hi am ymchwiliad i weithgareddau amheus yr enwog Owain Glyndŵr, er bod Owain Glyndŵr eisoes wedi rhoi’r gorau i’w ymgyrch.
Beth oedd cyhuddiadau Daf?
Dwedodd hi fod Owain Glyndŵr wedi bod yn gwerthu Dreamies, a gwneud elwau anghyfreithlon.
Dyw hynny ddim yn wir o gwbl. Mae Owain Glyndŵr yn hollol ddiniwed.
Ond does dim ots gyda Daf. Mae ei chyhuddiadau wedi cael yr effaith ddymunol. Mae’r penawdau’n anhygoel.
Saesneg / English
Wasting police time
Dave the cat has been wasting police time.
She called for an investigation into the suspicious activities of the famous Owain Glyndŵr, although Owain Glyndŵr had already given up his campaign.
What were Dave’s accusations?
She said that Owain Glyndŵr had been selling Dreamies, and making illegal profits.
That is not true at all. Owain Glyndŵr is completely innocent.
But Dave doesn’t care. Her accusations have had the desired effect. The headlines are amazing.