December 24, 2024

Mae’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr wedi dechrau ei ymgyrch etholiadol yn erbyn Daf y gath. Dyw e ddim eisiau i Daf ennill yr etholiad cyffredinol.

Yn anffodus, dyw Owain Glyndŵr ddim yn deall gwleidyddiaeth. Dyw e ddim yn hoff iawn o siarad â phobl eraill chwaith.

O diar.

Beth yw dy bolisïau, Owain?

Does dim polisïau gydag e, dim ond pêl-droed â thwll ynddi.

Gobeithio bydd yr etholwyr yn pleidleisio dros ei bêl.

Mae Owain Glyndŵr yn sugno ei fawd.

“Beth yw dy bolisïau, Owain?”

Saesneg / English

Football

The famous Owain Glyndŵr has started his electoral campaign against Dave the cat. He does not want Dave to win the general election.

Unfortunately, Owain Glyndŵr does not understand politics. He doesn’t really like talking to other people either.

Oh dear.

What are your policies, Owain?

He has no policies, just a football with a puncture in it.

Hopefully the electorate will vote for his ball.

Owain Glyndŵr sucks his thumb.

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