December 25, 2024

Mae pawb, yn gynnwys yr enwog Syd Moron, yn ôl yng ngwesty Dewi Sant.

– Pwy wyt ti? meddai Santes Dwynwen wrth yr enwog Syd Moron.

– Syd Moron ydw i.

– Ble mae’r hen Julian Cope?

– Erm, Julian Cope ydw i hefyd. Wel, Julian Cope o’n i’n arfer bod.

– Felly pwy wyt ti, acsiwli?

– Syd Moron ydw i.

– Yn bwysicach fyth, pwy yw honna?

Mae menyw dal, benfelen yn sefyll yng nghornel y gegin, wrth ymyl yr oergell. Llychlynwraig yw hi.

– Brynhild ydw i.

– Ti ddim, meddai’r enwog Bryn Teribl. – Fi sy Bryn.

Annwyl ddarllenydd, mae’n mynd i fod yn noson hir.

“Brynhild ydw i.”

Saesneg / English

Who are you?

Everyone, including the famous Syd Carrots, is back at Saint David’s hotel.

– Who are you? says Santes Dwynwen to the famous Syd Carrots.

– I’m Syd Carrots.

– Where is old Julian Cope?

– Erm, I’m Julian Cope too. Well, I used to be Julian Cope.

– So who are you actually?

– I’m Syd Carrots.

– More importantly, who is that?

A tall, blonde woman is standing in the corner of the kitchen, next to the fridge. She is a Viking.

– I’m Brynhild.

– You’re not, says the famous Bryn Teribl. – I’m Bryn.

Dear reader, it’s going to be a long night.

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