Mae Dewi Sant wedi osgoi cael ei groeshoelio gan yr Esgob trwy ymguddio mewn bin.
Mae’r Esgob wedi gadael mewn dicter. Mae e’n chwilio am ysglyfaeth arall.
Ond beth am yr enwog Owain Glyndŵr? Mae e wedi oeri hyd yn oed yn fwy. Mae ei groen yn llwyd.
Sombi yw Owain Glyndŵr? Dim eto.
Ydy calon Owain Glyndŵr yn curo? Does neb yn sicr.
O diar.
Efallai bod yr anesthetydd wedi lladd Owain Glyndŵr ar ddamwain.
Saesneg / English
Easter Saturday
Saint David has avoided being crucified by the Bishop by hiding in a bin.
The Bishop has left in a strop. He is looking for another victim.
But what about the famous Owain Glyndŵr? He has got even colder. His skin is grey.
Is Owain Glyndŵr a zombie? Not yet.
Is Owain Glyndŵr’s heart beating? No one is sure.
Oh dear.
The anaesthetist may have killed Owain Glyndŵr by accident.