December 25, 2024

Methiant yw’r enwog Owain Glyndŵr. Dyw Jeff y gath ddim yn gallu ei ddysgu i hela dim byd.

All e hela caws? Na all.

Pryfed? Dim gobaith caneri.

Mae Jeff wedi rhoi’r ffidil yn y to.

Mae’n ymddangos fel bod myfyrwyr arall Jeff, sef y llu o gathod bach, wedi aros yn y Crymych Arall y tu hwnt i’r gorwel yng nghwmni ei chwaer cyffuriol yn lle mynychu gwersi. Pwy all weld bai arnyn nhw?

Felly mae Jeff yn penderfynu cae drysau ei methiant o ysgol hela. Mae’r Hen Dduw Odin yn dymchwel yr adeilad ar unwaith. Am effeithiol.

“Mae’r Hen Dduw Odin yn dymchwel yr adeilad ar unwaith.”

Saesneg / English

Failure

The famous Owain Glyndŵr is a failure. Jeff the cat cannot teach him to hunt anything.

Can he hunt cheese? No he can’t.

Insects? Not a cat in hell’s chance.

Jeff has given up.

It seems that Jeff’s other students, the horde of kittens, have stayed in the Other Crymych beyond the horizon in the company of her druggy sister instead of attending lessons. Who can blame them?

So Jeff decides to close the doors of her failed hunting school. The Old God Odin immediately demolishes the building. How efficient.

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