December 25, 2024

Mae Daf y gath wedi cael ei hanfon i’r carchar. Eto.

Beth yw ei throsedd y tro hwn?

Mae hi wedi torri pob cyfraith hylendid bwyd trwy roi sudd Glyndŵr yn ei bara hi.

Ych a fi.

Doedd Jeff y gath ddim yn gyfrannog yn y trosedd, ond mae hi wedi cael ei hanfon i’r carchar beth bynnag.

Dyw’r heddlu ddim yn gwrando ar gathod.

Mae Daf wedi dod â chyflenwad sylweddol o Dreamies i’r carchar. Ond mae’r swyddogion yn cymeryd popeth oddi arni hi.

“Dyw’r heddlu ddim yn gwrando ar gathod.”

Saesneg / English

Life in prison

Dave the cat has been sent to prison. Again.

What is her crime this time?

She has broken all food hygiene laws by putting Glyndŵr juice in her bread.

Ugh.

Jeff the cat was not an accomplice the crime, but she has been sent to prison anyway.

The police don’t listen to cats.

Dave has brought a substantial supply of Dreamies to prison. But the officers confiscate everything.

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