– Fi ‘di bod yma o’r blân, meddai Daf y gath wrth yr enwog Julian Cope, wrth i’w gromlech lanio yng Nghrymych. – Ond we fi ddim ar drip seicedelig ar y pryd.
– Ti ddim, meddai Julian Cope, – achos taw dyma’r Crymych arall.
– Y Crymych arall? Beth yw’r gwahaniaeth?
– Tua chwe throedfedd tair modfedd.
– Fydd na Dreamies?
– Na fydd. Ond bydd rhywbeth gwell na Dreamies.
– Sdim byd yn well na Dreamies.
Saesneg / English
The other Crymych
– I’ve been here before, says Dave the cat to the famous Julian Cope, as their cromlech lands in Crymych. – But I wasn’t on a psychedelic trip at the time.
– You haven’t, says Julian Cope, – because this is the other Crymych.
– The other Crymych? What is the difference?
– About six feet three inches.
– Will there be Dreamies?
– It won’t. But there will be something better than Dreamies.
– Nothing is better than Dreamies.
