Tra bod Daf y gath ar drip seicedelig yng nghwmni’r enwog Julian Cope, mae amlosgfa Dewi Sant wedi mynd o nerth i nerth.
Mae llawer o alw am wasanaethau’r amlosgfa. Mae ciw hir wedi ffurfio y tu allan iddi.
Pwy yw’r cwsmeriaid?
Pobl sydd wedi cael damweiniau ar ôl iddyn nhw fynd yn grac am y terfyn cyflymder newydd yw’r cwsmeriaid.
Mor gyflym ag y gallant, maen nhw wedi bod yn mynd heibio i yrwyr callach a gyrru’n gandryll i lawr y bryn tuag at y safle a tharo’r goeden o flaen yr adeilad.
Am gyfleus!
Bydd amlosgfa Dewi Sant yn llwyddiant ysgubol diolch i’r drefn newydd.
Saesneg / English
Queue
While Dave the cat is on a psychedelic trip with the famous Julian Cope, Saint David’s crematorium has gone from strength to strength.
There is a lot of demand for the crematorium’s services. A long queue has formed outside it.
Who are the customers?
The customers are people who have had accidents after they got angry about the new speed limit.
As fast as they can, they have been overtaking more sensible drivers and driving furiously down the hill towards the site and hitting the tree in front of the building.
How convenient!
Saint David’s crematorium will be a huge success thanks to the new order.
Ardderchog!