December 25, 2024

Tra bod yr enwog Julian Cope yn dioddef o’r ffliw (a dramateiddio tipyn bach), mae Owain Glyndŵr wrthi’n palu fel gwallgofddyn.

Mae e wedi penderfynu claddu ei hun o dan y gromlech newydd yn siop lyfrau Dewi Sant fel teyrnged i’w gyndeidiau.

Mae’r enwog Bryn Terfel yn sefyll yn browd ar ben y cofadail, yn esgus taw llwyfan cyn-hanesyddol yw e. Mae e’n dychmygu bandiau jazz-funk Oes y Cerrig.

Ond does dim jazz-funk heddiw.

Mae’r cathod ar goll yn llwyr. Mae Daf yn gwylio wrth i Owain Glyndŵr ddechrau siantio a gorwedd i lawr yn ei fedd newydd, cyn iddo orchuddio ei hun â phridd.

Ynfytyn yw Owain Glyndŵr.

Saesneg / English

Self-burial

While the famous Julian Cope is suffering from the ‘flu (and dramatising a bit), Owain Glyndŵr is digging like a madman.

He has decided to bury himself under the new cromlech in Saint David’s bookshop as a tribute to his ancestors.

The famous Bryn Terfel stands proudly on top of the monument, pretending that it is a pre-historic stage. He is imagining Stone Age jazz-funk bands.

But there is no jazz-funk today.

The cats are completely at a loss. Dave watches as Owain Glyndŵr begins to chant and lies down in his new grave, before covering himself with earth.

Owain Glyndŵr is an idiot.

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