December 25, 2024

Mae Daf y gath yn esgus bod yn weinidog a rhedeg plwyf. Mae hi wedi cymryd lle Dewi Sant, yr hwn oedd yr Esgob am anfon i ffwrdd oherwydd ei adroddiad damniol.

Mae Daf yn cael lot o hwyl.

Mae hi’n gwneud i’w chynulleidfa ganu emynau newydd am fwyd cathod. Mae hi wedi newid Cân Mair Forwyn, hyd yn oed.

– Y mae fy enaid yn mawrygu’r gweithgynhyrchwyr Dreamies,
a gorfoleddodd fy ysbryd yng nghyflenwad catnip diderfyn

Cyn bo hir, mae’r Esgob yn derbyn cwynion, ac mae Daf yn cael ei diswyddo.

Saesneg / English

Dave’s new parish

Dave the cat is pretending to be a minister and runs a parish. She has taken the place of Saint David, who the Bishop wanted to send away because of his damning report.

Dave is having a lot of fun.

She makes her congregation sing new hymns about cat food. She has even changed the Magnificat.

– My soul doth magnify the Dreamies manufacturers,
and my spirit hath rejoiced in an unlimited supply of catnip…

Before long, the Bishop receives complaints, and Dave is sacked.

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